Here are a few great card messages for teachers and other school employees:
To a brand new teacher...funniest if he or she is a grade school teacher:
"Congratulations on making it into the 3rd Grade!"
To a long time teacher...
"Welcome back to another school year! One day down, 179 more to go!!
Slight sarcasm for the teacher with a good sense of humor:
"I know you are really excited to be back to school. I'm sure it was getting pretty boring at home. You know, sleeping in and enjoying life and all that stuff..."
To express enthusiasm:
"May every teacher become a mentor, may every classmate become a friend, may every lesson teach and enrich. Here's to the best school year ever!"
To cheer any teacher:
"It's the first day of school and you've already earned four A's....You're Astounding, Amazing, Awesome and Astonishing!"
And don't forget mom, she's held it all together with the kids bouncing off the walls for the past three months. In fact, we've found the perfect card message to go with her Thank You flowers:
"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."